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Magazine Ad for Morshu-Mart by GETERKIKZKID Magazine Ad for Morshu-Mart by GETERKIKZKID
The drawing of Link fighting Glutko is now available as a separate deviation!

I have created some Morshu-Mart Coupons, too! Check 'em out!"


Remember that "Your sword can't hurt Glutko. Try bombs."

Bombs are an explosive device great for blowing holes in walls to reveal hidden passages, activating crystal switches from afar or blowing the shit out of those fuckin' enemies!
Morshu Approves!

"It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees."
-Morshu
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I could totally imagine this Advertisement in the comic book that Link was reading on the thirteenth episode of the old TV show of "The Legend of Zelda". It'd make a great poster ad, too!


I borrowed some lines from this ---> [link] they're from the official "TLOZ:Link's Awakening Players Guide
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EDIT 6/11/2011: It came to my attention that the writing was too weak and strained the eyes of deviants with vision impairments and low res monitors so I enhanced the readability of the paragraphs for all of you!
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:iconjakehunter:
jakehunter Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
YES!! YES!!
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:iconouroboros-armageddon:
Ouroboros-Armageddon Featured By Owner May 14, 2013  Student Digital Artist
It seems that Morshu uses Goron slave labour.
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:iconvierzbanator:
Vierzbanator Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
Hide Weegee in it somewhere
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
Why? Weegee is from "Mario is Missing". This covered references to TLOZ titles.

:iconweegeeplz::iconsaysplz:"Don't take candy from strangers!"
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:iconvierzbanator:
Vierzbanator Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
whats TLOZ?
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2011
The Legend of Zelda
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:icone-man276:
E-Man276 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
With an ad like this, Morshu's bombs are sure to sell like hot-cakes!
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
What's a hotcake and why do they sell so well?

Morshu's bombs? Morshu sits on his ass all day while the gorons slave away makin' 'em all day.
Then again, they do take pride in the products and do receive very generous loyalties and such.


Be careful of the lampoil, a recent shipment has been watered down. The supplier is a helpless bird, and lately, some green garbed moron has been stealing mass quantities of it. I suppose he had no other choice. It is still much better then Ushrom's lampoil, which the base consists of grease from Spam and old moblin urine.



PS Don't worry about that bird, I stood watch for him until I seen the thief, then I blasted the shit out of that green asshole with my nine.
It seems many people's chests, pots, vases, and other property have had much less casualties and disturbances since then. That prick was a menace.
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E-Man276 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
With an ad like this, Morshu's bombs are sure to sell like hot-cakes!
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
Dear Friend;

I respect your input, but I don't think of the products with logic that simple.
Rather than treating them as objects to exchange for your money I like to believe that these high-quality and exceedingly useful goods that reside comfortably in my warehouse are the property of you and are merely in my loving possession waiting for your epic usage... as long as you have enough rupees of course!

Sincerely,

- Morshu M., Shopkeeper
December 3, 2010


PS You cannot compare the kickass items in my store to any other, unless you're comparing them to the products sold at another Morshu-Mart branch like the Goron City Bomb Shop. All the items are are one-time use and will never let you down unless you use a rope to grapple your way down a cliff, which is literally letting you down and also the intended purpose.*


*Disclaimer: Morshu-Mart or any of it's affiliates, staff, associates, ect. cannot and will not be held liable for any disastrous event resulting during the use of use of items. You wouldn't have blown your head off or experienced any other fuck-ups if you read the warnings and disclaimers on the packaging.
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SSBBFFA Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010
:iconbombsplz::iconsaysplz::bomb:BAWMBZ?
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:iconsyrac:
Syrac Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
WONDERFUL. You did a great job with this! It has such a hyrule sort of feel about it and it really gives off a good feel with subtle humor. The art is done well too, which just adds to the effect.
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:iconhavydragon:
havydragon Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010
wow pretty amazing!!! love the sunlight in the background... and link... and the monster, its just a great pics!!!
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LoZCosplay Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
This is awesome!!!!! I would totally get the comic just for these kind of adds, hey can you do a coupon too :D
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GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Wait, I mean it's here:
fav.me/d3kqc07


I forgot that thumbnails don't work it comments.   Derp.
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GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2014
Hey there,   I'm not sure if you noticed it or not, but I did get around to the coupon sheet and just remembered that you've asked about it, so go ahead and check it out. 

:thumb216219463:

It's kind of old now, but it is there. 
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
I was actually considering that, I might do it.

But the worst has happened to me a few months back. A tablet pen stealing gremlin made a visit to my house. I always wondered how people manage to lose those things, I just thought they were being careless.
I've been producing everything with a mouse. We've all tried it, we all know it's a slow process.


I think I'll do it sometime!
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:iconzero-the-starslayer:
Zero-the-Starslayer Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
20 rupees for 3 units?!
Holy ****!
THAT'S A HIGH PRICE!
:iconiknowwwplz:
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
Dear ShadowbaneOverload;

I'd like to thank you for your consumer input on prices.

I must inform you that these high quality bombs are actually quite a good deal.
The truth is that they cost only five rupees more then the same bombs at their direct source, The Goron City Bomb Shop.

The reason for the significant difference is that the shipping rates for explosives and hazardous materials from Death Mountain to Koridai isn't cheap.

If you're in the area and like my products, then purchase from the Goron City Bomb shop if it happens to be more convenient for you.

Sincerely,

- Morshu M., Shopkeeper
November 25, 2010


PS Don't ever buy from Ushrom, his 10 rupee bombs suck ass 'n' his ropes are made from used condoms. Fuck him!
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Zero-the-Starslayer Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...
XD
Rope made with condoms?!
:iconcondomplz::iconpointingplz::iconsaysplz:I feel sorry for you!
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
:iconcondomplz::iconsaysplz:I don't need your pity!
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:iconzero-the-starslayer:
Zero-the-Starslayer Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconwarioplz::iconsaysplz:I'm gonna put it on!
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010
:iconweegeeplz::iconsaysplz: Could I join you?
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:iconzero-the-starslayer:
Zero-the-Starslayer Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:iconwarioplz::iconsaysplz:...
:iconmarioplz::iconsaysplz:...
:iconwaluigiplz::iconsaysplz:...

:iconwarioplz::iconsaysplz:
Oh shit.
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010
:iconushromplz::iconsaysplz: Oh please do! You all must put it on. The more stretched the condom, the longer the rope!
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:icongrasnor:
Grasnor Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010
Pretty nice & creative.
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:iconmrm64:
mrm64 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHAHAHAHA! so funny! :P MMMMM!
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:iconleotte803:
leotte803 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah! Mah boi !
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:icontenchi-del-dante:
Tenchi-del-Dante Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010
I would, but I can't fit enough rupees in the envelope >3<
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
Then send a Money-Order to:

Morshu-Mart
1 Morshu Mart Ave
Koridai, HY 9001


PS/2: All Major Credit Cards are accepted.

USB: I can't Give Credit.


DIN: If you happen to be in my shop, then bring the Item to the register and pay cash.

DE-9 RS-232: I wasn't kidding when I said pay, NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!

Parallel: <-WTF? I think people may get the joke about PS(Postscript) being replaced with the PersonalSystem/2 interface, but all these other connections under it is just excessive and stupid.

IDE: Come back when you mmm... Need Lampoil, rope or bombs.
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:icontenchi-del-dante:
Tenchi-del-Dante Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010
.... BAHAHA XD
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:iconyxa4evr:
yxa4evr Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
I'd buy it.
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees.
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:iconkarookachoo:
karookachoo Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
Win winwin!!!!

I love bombs.
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2010
And bombs love you! But you must beware those with a short fuse, the tend to have an "EXPLOSIVE" personality. Or in this case... bombality!
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:iconkarookachoo:
karookachoo Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
O.o I like them anyways!
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:iconcollinbollin:
collinbollin Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
bawmbs
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
Lampoil, Rope...


You want it? It's yours my friend, as long as you are a little mmm... RICHER!
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:iconcollinbollin:
collinbollin Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
olololol one of my favorite pars is when the baker is all like


my cakes will burn!!!
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2010
Oh nommy, I'm simply famished. Tastes like a daira! Perhaps just one more.
Oh-goody! Mashed Link for da main course! *Link throws a bomb in Glutko's mouth* Uh-OH!
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DrNo0 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
It looks more like a real zelda picture than a ytp picture.
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:icongeterkikzkid:
GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010
Is that good or bad?
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AWWWWWWWWESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LakituAl Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2010  Student Artist
Man, this is awesome and beyond! Not only is the color scheme perfect for that "Hyrule age" look, but the colors in Morshu are very well handled (especially considering most sources have a crappy quality). The fonts you chose are overall good, too, although the one for the paragraph in the bottom is a lil' hard to read (either that or asthigmathism is getting the best of me). The logo is solid gold, and so is the "Hylian" text used for it.

Overall: :iconclapplz:
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GETERKIKZKID Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011
By the way, I fixed up that paragraph a bit.

I'd appreciate if you'd give feedback on the potential improvements of readability.
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:iconlakitual:
LakituAl Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2011  Student Artist
The font really improves it, a lot. The last line is a bit too small for me, but that's because I need glasses... :icongoodjobplz:
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