The drawing of Link fighting Glutko is now available as a separate deviation!I have created some Morshu-Mart Coupons, too! Check 'em out!"
Remember that "Your sword can't hurt Glutko. Try bombs."
Bombs are an explosive device great for blowing holes in walls to reveal hidden passages, activating crystal switches from afar or blowing the shit out of those fuckin' enemies!
"It's yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees."
I could totally imagine this Advertisement in the comic book that Link was reading on the thirteenth episode of the old TV show of "The Legend of Zelda". It'd make a great poster ad, too!
I borrowed some lines from this ---> [link]
they're from the official "TLOZ:Link's Awakening Players Guide
--EDIT 6/11/2011: It came to my attention that the writing was too weak and strained the eyes of deviants with vision impairments and low res monitors so I enhanced the readability of the paragraphs for all of you!