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Uh, I was playing the DAD N' ME
flash game on Newgrounds
and everything seemed normal and fine at first, but when I got to the character named "BEN", that's when things went wrong! I grabbed Ben to blissfully maul him as usual ,but instead, the joyful music ceased playing and I was warped to a location seemingly similar to the Almond Hands park that starts off the game.
This place was different though, the sky was red and evil, there was a little kiddie pool and everything was fenced off with a privacy fence. Similar to a modern suburban backyard.
This was creepy enough, but that was the least creepy thing to happen! I was about to drop Ben and explore this oddity, when suddenly, my character turned into "HIM"... THE ELEGY STATUE FROM MAJORA'S MASK! As this happened, the elegy statue gained full control over the game and it wasn't me playing anymore.
The demented actions I watched him do were simply awful! That little bastard started wailing on Ben and he was responding in ways that don't even exist in the game. His animation was totally fucked up, yet they looked as if they were intended. He started struggling to get away from the imp as he screamed in a dreadful way while blood was oozing out his mouth. The statues grip simply tightened and any hope of Ben escaping was lost. Then suddenly, the elegy statue started slamming Ben and the hard packed ground. Everytime Ben slammed to the ground, you could hear the crunch of bones and see the torment he was experiencing, though his screams were reduced to a mere gurgling sound by this point. When Ben seemed to be on his last breath of life, the elegy statue placed Ben into the tiny kiddie pool with ease as if it were his casket, where he hopelessly drowned. Aimlessly, I attempted to control the game and noticed that any form of input on my computer were mysteriously disabled and all I could do is watch the Elegy of Emptiness statue blankly gaze at the dead Ben.
I do not want to associate my life to some lame infamous creepypasta, and I believe there must be more to this then a haunting resulting from not abide the warnings from Jadusable's stupid story about the possessed Majora's mask cart. That pasta stated not to download any of the streaming videos or your PC and life would be infected. I disregarded that warning as I didn't believe the story, and still don't. The downloads failed and just had corrupted video files, anyway. And besides, that was nearly a year, why would it happen now. This must just be a prank. There's no other explanation.
Since I was lacking any form of input on that PC, taking a snapshot was out of the question, and even more strangely, my PC shutdown due to an overheating cpu despite the fact that it's liquid cooled and the pump was working fine.
I DREW THIS IMAGE in an attempt to recreate the horrors that I've witnessed.
Believe me! Spread the words so I could know what this means. Warn everybody!Entry 2:
I just sent Tom Fulp and Dan Paladin a message a few minutes ago.
geterkikzkid Said:Hey, did you place demented material into Dad n' Me, recently?
and surprising I received a response when my message page finished loading. Wich is just enough time for a another message to be written due to my slow internet connection.
It was from Tom and said:TomFulp Said:"Maybe. Did it scare you that much?".geterkikzkid Said:did what scare me that much?
I am now waiting for a reply from Tom and am still waiting for the response from Dan.Entry 3:
I finally got a response from Tom! IT'S VERY DISTURBING!TomFulp Said:
The incident with Ben. It must have you so scared that fecal matter is constantly in your pants since it happened.
I'm outraged! So I sent a response:geterkikzkid Said:
What the fuck?! So you do know! Why the fuck did you fuck up my favorite flash game, Tom? I assume Dan must have had a part in this because those fucked up sequences really did match his style!Entry 4:
Something's up. I keep getting rapid responses from Tom and they are making me suspicious.TomFulp Said:
Of course Dan was in on it, everybody on NG is. It's the same force that drives us all, and soon it will for you, too.
And I got a message from Dan at about the same time, which is a very weird time for anybody to reply. Especially These guys since they lead a busy life.DanPaladin Said: Dad N Me hasn't been updated for many years. Was it a sort of glitch that you seen? What did you experience?
So I sent Dan a very vague response linking to this blog.geterkikzkid Said: This was no glitch, it was clearly intentional shit to keep me up all night, wasn't it? You obviously know that you drew new content for this!
Similar to Tom, I am now receiving somewhat quick responses from Dan. He said:
DanPaladin Said: I ensure you that Tom nor I have even touched the source to that flash in years, let alone, update it. That is a lame hoax that you are trying to pull, though.
So I sent a reply to Tom it said,geterkikzkid Said: I told Dan everything and he claims he knows nothing about this bullshit that you did! Check my PM's.
Another quick reply from Tom.TomFulp Said:You shouldn't have done that.
So I sent a response saying how stupid this joke is.geterkikzkid Said: This is lame, why would you go out of your way to vandalize your masterpiece?
No response yet.Entry 5:
OH NO! I don't think somebody's just playing pranks on me! I was watching my favorite episode of Looney Toons, titled The 14 Carrot Rabbit on TV, but it didn't play right. At the part where Sam was playing Blackjack with Bugs, Bugs was supposed to have a 21 of spades card. Instead he formed a curly grin on his face and told Sam, "Your not getting my gold". Sam replied, "Why not you cheatin' rabbit?! I won!". Bugs lifted his head and said, "'Cause I'm gonna murder you, you fucking bastard!". I cold tell Sam's blood went cold, because I felt the same way. Suddenly, Bugs got up out of his chair and pointed a 45 revolver at Sam's head and coldly whispered, "You shouldn't have done that" as he pulled the trigger blowing Sam's head apart. Sam's bloody corpse still had the terrified look on what was left of his face, and the catoon paused. My room was silent, only having an akward silence only occupied by the buzzing of my televisions CRT. The camera panned in on Sam closer and closer until the screen was nothing but black. Then my N64 powered on overriding channel3 due to the RF Switch. Then I saw nothing but a closeup of the elegy statue's face. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I don't want to turn it off, but I can't bear to look at it any longer!Entry 6:
The strangest thing just happened. I was sleeping having dreams about going to middle school with the elegy statue, when I was awoken by a faint knock on my door. It was very strange because I was sleeping heavily. Even more strange was the person that was knocking on my door was an elderly man and how he just disappeared as mysteriously as he appeared. Anyway, the old guy grinned an odd grin as I opened the door, I wish I just ignored him. He gave some very creepy vibes. It might have just been the situation I was going through, but I know there was something more than that.
Before I cold even tell him to go away he just walked into my house and turned off my N64 as he walked by it and approached my computer . I was about to blow his brains out, but he said something too strange for just any punk trespasser. What he said may alarm you, he said "Play the game." I was shocked! He kept standing there with a familiar look on his face, just gawking at me until I did something. So I did what he said to do. I logged onto my computer and played Dad n' me again. It was weird this time, there was no npcs. Not until… I got to Ben. But it wasn't Ben, that damn elegy statue was in his place. I just froze, gaping at the screen. I couldn't move Rage, he just stood there, as if he's seen a ghost. (You could say he did) He just stood there, his face becoming more depressed and sickly looking, until he did his normal explosion upon death animation. It didn't go to the typical game over screen, though. It was a black screen that read, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?". Then suddenly the elegy statue appeared and a loud shriek played. It didn't sound like it came from the speakers, though.
I turned around to check on the oldman, and he wasn't there. I looked around the house and on the unpaved roads in front of my house. He was no-where. I highly doubt he ran into the woods, he didn't have enough time to and if he did I would've seen him, or at least heard him for sure. I just got back from looking and I still feel "dead tired". I gotta go to bed before I lose any more of my mind.Entry 7:
Ugh, I haven't been able to sleep for hours. I've haven't felt anything but fear and nauseousness since the last update. I wasn't able to get any sleep. I thought I should just lay on the floor with my eyes shut and drink a red bull. I felt as if I had the spins and I wasn't able to keep my eyes shut because of how awuful I felt. I opened my eyes a swung my head up to hurl, as I did this I seen the old man gazing through my window, but when I raised my head, he was gone just as fast as the first time. Then I laid on the floor for hours, hoping to feel less sickly. I ran the situation through my mind as I was laying on the floor for those many hours. Now I remember who that creepy olg man reminded me of. He's facial expression reminded me of the happy mask man. I'm sure of it! I was going to play Majora's Mask to make sure, as I have gained a little strength since I collapsed and I noticed that My copy of Majora's Mask: Collectors edition that I had in my N64 has vanished. That crazy old guy must have stolen it! Why would he do that? I still feel awful, I think I should get somethin' to eat, though nothin' shounds apitizing and don't have much in the cupbord. Maybe I'll go outside and get my chicken's eggs or look for some berries. I don't care if it's midnight. I'll keep you guys updated.Entry 8:
It's midnight, there's no moon out and I Just got back from outside, I'm still a little shooken up. I brought a maglight so I could see and a 50 caliber rifled muzzleloader loaded with 250 milligrams of powder and a hollow tip bullet, equipped with a bayonet and scope in case any shit went down between me and a beast. I was looking around for anything suspicious and some food. I was on the road in front of my house, looking for berries and the old guy. He has to be around, he didn't have a car and I don't have any neighbors for miles, so his only option is to stay in my woods. Presumably. I never found him. I was too freaked out when I heard something approaching. There was grass and twigs crunching under footstep. Usually armadillos sound big and intimidating. This was surely something of great mass, and it wasn't something stealthy like a panther. I still don't know what it was. I shined my light in it's direction and readied my gun and it stopped and I froze. There was a small glossy glitter speckled object of an amber color, in the exact position of the sounds origins. It was my missing Majora's Mask cart! It must've been the sneaky little old guy that I heard, and I dropped my game. Strangely, I heard an earpiecring, bloodcurdling shriek of a woman. I don't know what that was about. I think the old guy dropped it on purpose, because when I got back a few minutes ago, I noticed "Majora" was crudely scratched on the back. I'm going to ignore it for now and upload this. I found some hearts in my refrigerator that I'm eating. So at least I actually have something to eat, good tasting and filling, too.
So I should feel a little better in a few minutes, because I already am. After I finish eating this heart, I'll relax for a few minutes and look further into Majora.Entry 9:
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT! I dont know what i did!!!1 I just killed that oldman! Firefox was minimized and I didn't want it to be, so I restored it. Instead of my deviation being on this page, it was Dad n' Me instead. Without thinking, I was drawn to push play, when I did, it played the shriek that I heard outside! Then the opening cutscene was different, it was an awkward silence and it was a different city. The characters faces were wrong, too!!!! They had nasty grins that just kept curling more and more. Then I felt a presence behind me as I watched this. I quickly swung around it my rickity office chair and the old man was there. HE WAS POINTING MY OWN GUN TOWARDS ME AT POINT BLANK RANGE! He looked just like a character that I seen. Before he could fire, I disarmed him and plunged his throat with the bayonet and fired a massive bullet into his face! It was burned from the excessive powder and there were brains everywhere. I was going to inform the police about the incident, but The explosion of the gun woke up Josh [link] Before I could calm him down, he started grinding the old geezer into hamburger meat, out of panic. I was looking through his wallet and there was no ID. But he did have an old CPR Card. most of it was worn, but as far as I can tell, HIS NAME IS BENJAMIN.Entry 10:
What's the fuckin' deal with this old man disappearing the way he does? I had a whole new twist planned for his permanant disappearance, but he just vanished. At least, that's what Josh said. He Claims he left to take a dump, and any trace of the oldguy is gone. I actually love to admit this, but this was seemingly a great relief. That is, untill anything related to Dad n' Me that I own had glowing eyes. My Dad n' Me Plush's button eyes appeared to be red-hot. Maybe I'm just going crazy and that was just my imagination, but when I noticed that, I got a call on my phone. I answered it for reasons unknown. I said a little whiney greeting like "hello?". I heard terrible digital like screeching and when I was about to hang up, I heard a cold faint voice say, "You shouldn't have done that." then the line went dead. I think it might be a cruel bastard who knows about this and is just trying to pull my leg. That sick bastard is going to pay, whoever he is! FUCK HIM!Entry 11:
Upon investigating the old man's card, I confirmed that His name is infact Benjamin. I looked up his name and it turns out that he's not too old, after all. In fact, he might be dead. At least, there was a guy with a similar name and information as him, that is dead. He'd be older now, but he died in an accident related to drowning when he was about 19 years old.ENTRY 13:
WHAT THE HELL?! HIS CORPSE IS BACK! I heard Josh yelling outside, so I ran out to see what it was. I nearly puked. The pulpy remains of Old Man Ben were the contents of an old kiddie pool that I have outside. Yuck, I'll never forgot his cataracts covered eyeball deadly staring up at me. It hasn't disappeared neither. It's nearly 2 o'clock and I have to dispose of it soon!Entry 14:
It's 14:46. Today was the day Josh went to California to hang out with his dad over the summer. I just got home a few minutes ago from dropping him off at the Airport. I disposed of Benjamin's remains in the lagoon and put extra enzymes in there to speed up the decomposition process before I left earlier this morning.
When I was in my car to getting ready to leave,
I adjusted my rearview mirror and I jumped when I seen my Dad n' Me plush riding as a passenger in the backseat just gazing at me with those seemingly blind button eyes of plastic. I know I didn't take him with! But here he was, propped up in my car waiting for me to drive. I just noticed that Newgrounds was up on my PC and that I had 2 new messages from Tom. One of them was from the time I killed the oldman and the other was from the time I got home. They said,TomFulp Said: I'm glad you did that.
and the one from a few minutes ago said,Tomfulp Said: You'd better reply, I'm getting impatient!
I'm not going to reply! What's gonna happen if I don't, huh?Entry 15:
It's nearly 16:00 and I feel so alone. Everything is quite except for the screams in my head. It's driving me into deeper states of insanity. I don't know many people, but maybe I could invite my brother over.Entry 16:
So I went to town for awhile to take this off of my mind. Josh called me and admitted that he brought the doll with. I was furious at first because I thought he was being a dick, then it occurred to me that it was just a coincidence. He knew nothing about Ben, rage or Tom. Only the intruder that he butchered.
Anyway, I just found out something very interesting. I found out my computer actually was infected, but not by a demonic entity or ghost. But from a software trojan contained within the server the jadusable videos were hosted on. What I did was I checked my registry and network logs, and just happens to turn out that my computer has been making encrypted communications with a far away A little bit of my own magic has revealed that they were responsible for most of the pranks. Some of the other occurrences were in my mind, yet, the rest are unexplainable. I noticed that whoever the fool is was the jerk that hi-jacked my television to do that stupid Bugs Bunny thing, made possible as I have networked it with my PC in order to create VHS and capture footage. They also proxied my connection with Newgrounds filtered in that possessed .swf and accessed the newgrounds sever to put those messages into my accounts message box. It turns out they were also communicating with the Benjamin guy, mostly telling him orders. It turns out he is a very sophisticated software hacker, and created the "Possessed" Majora cart.
I am not surprised that Jadusable was too, a suspect of these bastards pranks. They drove him insane, and from what I found out, he never became well. Then again, he never was to begin with.
Why would they mess with lifeless fools like me? The reason I play games and make fanart is because what I do have in life is dull and bland. But that doesn't mean I wish for "exciting" crap as this.
I now now what I'm going to do. I'm on my way to end these asshole after I get some answers.
I hope those basement dwellers could put up a fight!Entry 17:
Ah-HA! You smug little bastards! Thought I gave you enough to to escape, eh? Truth is, I knew you were watching and I actually left hours before I said I did! NOW I'M COMING INSIDE TO GET YOU!
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?Entry 18:
I've killed the motherfuckers. I hope everybody who has been touched by Jadusable's story could feel ease at last.
Jadusable, if you are reading this, I want to let you know that I've destroyed the force that ruined you. We may never be the same as before, but at least we can know what made us this way and become stronger than before. Things may never appear to be innocent again, though it shouldn't matter because no longer are we children.
The battle with the basement dwellers has revealed the truth. After annihilating all the fuckers, I went to look for the leader. I found him in a bathtub. Knowing he was near death, he felt no reason to lie and said, "We know what it's like to be losers... so we felt we should redeem our usefulness and do the losers of this world a favor and reduce the loser population by driving them into suicide."
I replied, "You shouldn't have done that!" and ended him with a bullet to the head.
Where the mastermind, known as Ben, lies dead in a bathtub of red water.PS:
I must find out why the old man was in the pool.